Giving a whole new meaning to ‘laying out on the beach’.

Scene: Son doing his homework at the kitchen table. Assignment is to read a book and write about the setting and main characters.

Son: (speaking aloud while writing) “It takes place on a b*tch.”

Me: (who is only half paying attention while I get another child a drink) “Say what?!”

Son: “On a b*tch.”

Me: (trying desperately to figure out what he’s talking about. I mean, what kind of books do they give first graders now-a-days anyway?) “Oh…I think you mean beach. Beach!”

Son: “B*tch, beach, same thing.”

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